Total Medals Earned: 2,805 (From 427 different games.) Total Medal Score: 47,115 Points
Medals Earned: 4/27 (25/500 points)
Throw your first bomb
Kill your first enemy
Complete Chapter 1 on Normal difficulty
Complete Chapter 2 on Normal difficulty
Watch the credits until the end
Complete Chapter 2 on Hard difficulty
Complete Chapter 1 on Hard difficulty
Complete Chapter 2 without shooting
Complete Chapter 2 on Insane difficulty
Complete Chapter 3 on Insane difficulty
Acquire 9 lives
Complete Chapter 3 on Hard difficulty
Earn 1 million points
Complete Chapter 1 without shooting
Complete Chapter 1 on Insane difficulty
Complete Chapter 3 on Normal difficulty
Watch all 6 cutscenes without skipping
Beat the game on Normal difficulty
Complete Chapter 5 on Insane difficulty
Complete Chapter 4 on Insane difficulty
Complete Chapter 5 on Hard difficulty
Complete Chapter 4 on Hard difficulty
Complete Chapter 4 on Normal difficulty
Complete Chapter 5 on Normal difficulty
Complete Chapter 3 without shooting
Beat the game on Hard difficulty
Beat the game on Insane difficulty
Medals Earned: 4/11 (35/420 points)
Survive the first wave of attackers.
Purchase the Liquid Nitrogen Generator.
Purchase the VX Land Obliterator.
Purchase the Deranian Chaingun.
Purchase the Stasis Generator.
Purchase The Line of Death.
Purchase all of the Auto-fire turrets.
Purchase every single turret.
Get the bad ending.
Get the good ending.
Beat the entire game without purchasing a single gun.
Medals Earned: 2/10 (15/270 points)
Fail to get at least 1.000 points
Get a double kill
Get a score of 10.000
Get a score of 5.000
Critically hit the Knight
Complete all the trials
be l33t and score over 50k
Get a triple kill, pretty hard.
Kill 10 knights in one run
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 8/19 (75/350 points)
Unlock the Shield Barrier power
Unlock the dragonform power
Get a triple kill
Goat serial exterminator
Unlock the bat power
Unlock the Hoof Crush power
Reach the Mountain Pass
Unlock the Play Tips power
Reach Evila
Kill a Winged Knight
get a 50x combo
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/290 points)
Reach the Breyar System in hard mode.
Reach the Calemis System in hard mode.
Reach the DhargeSystem in hard mode.
Reach the Exaron System in hard mode.
Return to the Azbeq System in hard mode.
Beat all the levels in medium or hard mode.
Medals Earned: 2/8 (15/160 points)
Save your game
Defeat the Turbo Anti-Korihor 2000 without wearing armor
Take a cheap shot after winning the dreidel game
View the ending credits
Inspect every kind of plate and then choose wisely
Defeat Laban in one slice
Beat the game on Gumdrop (no blood) Mode
Beat the game on Blood Mode
Medals Earned: 4/8 (45/230 points)
Complete the game
Complete the easy round
Complete the medium round
Complete the hard round
Finish in under 300 seconds
Finish in under 250 seconds
Finish in under 200 seconds
Finish in under 150 seconds
Medals Earned: 10/17 (245/480 points)
Crushing the balloon
Killing King Kong
Crushing the Air Racer
Crushing the Asteroid
Crushing the Hindenburg Zeppelin
Killing Osama Bin Laden
Killing Spiderman
Crushing the tram
Crushing Donald Trump's Jet
Crushing 65 Containers
Catching 10 Baseballs
Crushing the Coast Bomber
Crushin the Coast Guard Jet
Killing 28 Cows
Eating 15 Navy Soldiers
Medals Earned: 13/13 (350/350 points)
I FART IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION
Lose against any team
Medals Earned: 1/8 (25/500 points)
Complete 20 levels
Complete 10 levels